Walking the Dog on the Course

fortunately we have few dogs over the course, the greenkeepers lab, but she's as good as gold. We do have our share of idiots so we needn't feel left out.
The course is adjacent to the residential training centre/hotel so, despite signs, we often get a few ' just going for a walk in the park'. Oh and the indian family picnicking on the 18th - in full view of the proshop!
then we have the healthy types - make good looking corpses if a few don't learn to read! Started with one, turned up every year and ran backwards round the course - so he appeared from blind corners <u>after</u> you teed off. politely warn him of the danger and you get a mouthful in return, how 'us golfers' are selfish, don't want anyone else to use the land. He brought a girlfriend last year - double the targets.