True Blood: OMG, Is Jason Stackhouse Giving Up Sex for Good? (Say It Isn't So!)

Meanwhile, Jessica's at the local boutique trying on the sexiest clothes she can find for Mr. Stackhouse's benefit. A cute guy walks in to pick up an order for his sister. He apparently has an intoxicating smell--so much so that Jessica runs after him. She doesn't catch him, and afterward all she could think about is Jason, so she heads to his house for some action. But he's not into it, for once. "I ain't some mechanical bull you can come ride on whenever you feel like it," he says. He admits he's been filling a void with sex and asks her to leave, but she says she wants to stay. She says they don't have to have sex, and they can be friends. Maybe there's hope for a Jason-Jessica romance after all?

Other notes of interest:

-LOL to Salome's comment that the Bible is basically the ancient world's Us Weekly. Too true.

-Gah, not the Lafayette-as-a-demon thing again. I am NOT a fan of that plot point.

-We finally get a glimpse at how Bill and Eric met (not on good terms, of course) and how Pam became a vamp. Essentially, she cut her wrists and demanded Eric turn her or watch her die.

-Yuck, thank God Facebook took that nudie pic of Sheriff Bellefleur down. Don't need to see that...

-HOYT IN GUYLINER AT FANGTASIA OMG.

Best Line of the Episode:

After Tara runs away, Sookie tries to get Pam to help. Pam tells her to eff off, and Sookie uses her fairy ball of light thing to knock Pam down. Upset, Pam shouts this gem to the crowd at Fangtasia as they stare in silence: "Go back to dry humping each other and buying my over-priced drinks, or get the f*ck out!" Pam, never change.

OK, now it's your turn to tell me what you thought of the episode! Which story are you most excited to see play out next week?!

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