The 14 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names
Breeze Beretta
Daughter of Levi Johnston (Bristol Palin's baby daddy). Yes, Glamour readers, you are correct for shaking your head over the fact that he named his daughter after gun manufacturer, Beretta. Why would he possibly think that his daughter would want to be called after something that kills people? He should've just named her Syphilis and that way she can remain a virgin forever.
Audio Science
Son of actress Shannyn Sossamon. I literally don't know what this is. Seriously, I haven't the slightest clue as to why she would name her son after a category on Jeopardy. All I know is that as soon as he turns 18, he's going to be waiting outside the nearest civil courthouse so he can legally change his name the way people stand outside Macy's on the morning of Black Friday.
Jermajesty Jackson
Son of Jermaine Jackson. Look, I get wanting to name your child after you. My mom loved my dad, Phillip, so much that she wanted both my brother and me to have names that begin with "Ph," but this crazy. Almost as crazy as Jermaine's hair looking like the eraser on a .07mm mechanical pencil.
Bronx Mowgli
Son of Ashlee Simpson. I think we can all agree that The Jungle Book is a fun children's movie (and Simpson and baby daddy Pete Wentz had a Disney-themed baby shower), but that doesn't mean you have to name your kid after its lead character. I mean, I love The Lion King, but I'll be damned if I'm going to name my son Hakuna Matata because that is my fave song from the film.
Bear Blue
Son of Alicia Silverstone. #RealTalk, Alicia is my girl for life because of the 1995 classic teen comedy Clueless. But her son's name is ridic. It sounds like someone who doesn't know how to use verbs yet and says, "Bear blue" instead of "Bear is blue." All I gotta say to his name is, "As if!"
Moon Unit
Daughter of musician Frank Zappa. WTF to everything about that name. The end.
Pilot Inspektor
Son of actor Jason Lee. Lee named his son after the song "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot" by indie band Granddaddy. Aww, so convenient that he picked a title that described his naming process: simple and dumb.
Blanket Jackson
Son of deceased Michael Jackson. This is the second Jackson to make the list, and it's no wonder. He named his son after something you throw on your Nana when she gets cold.
Denim
Son of singer Toni Braxton. Toni said that originally she planned on naming her son "Denham" as in Denham, the village in the South Buckinghamshire district of Buckinghamshire, England. And this, of course, makes total anti-sense because she's from Maryland and then moved to L.A., so her affinity for a place that hasn't played an integral part in her life is stupid. But fortunately, her nurse mispronounced it as "Denim" and that stuck. Really? Who the hell changes a name based on an incorrect pronunciation? If that's the case, I'd be called Fo-bee.
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