Sochi Olympics Figure Skating Move or Sex Position? Take Our Quiz!
3. You may not recognize it by name alone, but the Tominagi is pretty popular—it's an oldie but goodie, just like Liam Neeson, so is it...
A) Ice Skating Move
B) Sex Position
Answer: B. The Tominagi is the name of a Kama Sutra position. It's when the man kneels while his partner lies on her back with her feet against his chest. BTdubs, penetration is hella deep in this position, so receiver beware. If your man is leaving an imprint on your lady bits like my feet does on a TempurPedic mattress, tell him to take it down a notch.
4. Not to be confused with the well-known movie-theater snack, the Twizzle can cause your face to become flush with red thanks to its intensity. So is it...
A. Sex Position
B. Ice Skating MoveAnswer: B. When a skater Twizzles, he or she is doing a quick multi-rotational turn on one foot while moving forward or backward.
5. If a pair starts doing the Splitting Bamboo, are they trying to lock in their chances of getting the gold medal OR are they trying to finish sex so they can watch The Colbert Report?
A. Sex Position
B. Ice Skating Move
Answer: A. When you and your boo are Splitting Bamboo, the lady has her leg over her one of the man's shoulders and the guy straddles her other thigh while using his hands to support himself and her lifted leg.
6. Word to the wise: This is not for the novice, but if you and your partner attempt the Triumph Arch, a move that requires a daring back bend, then you are doing...
A. Sex Position
B. Ice Skating Move
Answer: A. The Triumph Arch is why people started taking yoga class. For reals. In this position, the woman starts by kneeling with the man sitting with legs outstretched between her thighs. Once they start having sex, with his help, she can then lean backward until she's lying on his legs. Ummm, yeah, I'm fine with doing the Disappointing Lie Down:
No one has time for this back-breaking sex position, y'all!
7. Mazurka is a pretty basic action, but that doesn't mean you have to feel ashamed about busting it out—or does it? If you're doing the Mazurka, are you doing...
A. Sex Position
B. Ice Skating Move
Answer: B. Mazurka is a one-half rotation jump with a toe loop entrance and scissor leg action in the air.
8. If a Layback spin with a Catchfoot sounds like something you and your partner do on a regular basis, then you're doing a...
A. Ice Skating Move
B. Sex Position
Answer: A. A Layback spin with Catchfoot is a combination we often see female skaters do. It's a spin position where the back is arched and head dropped back, the free leg bent behind, and the arms often stretched to the ceiling or arched overhead. This then leads into a Catchfoot, in which the free leg is pulled toward the head. Example:
