Morning Funny: What's the Worst Pick-Up Line You've Ever Heard?
Yesterday afternoon, late-night cutie Jimmy Fallon sent out a battle cry to his millions (yes, millions!) of followers. He asked tweeps to share the worst pick-up lines they've heard and promised to share the best ones on an upcoming show. Naturally, we enjoyed a few good laughs over the truly wretched display of game out there and we had to share.
According to Twitter users, these are some of the #WorstPickUpLines ever:
*#worstpickuplines 'I got a mouthful of skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?'
*Do you have insurance? 'cause you just made a dent into my pants #worstpickuplines
*#worstpickuplines: Want to make some magic? I swear I'm free of "Hogwarts."
*you smell terrible. i think it's your clothes. you should take them off. #worstpickuplines
*Call me a Pokemon Trainer, 'cause I'd like a peekatchu. #worstpickuplines
*#worstpickuplines My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
*Girl Yu Must Be A Parking Ticket Because Yu Got FINE Written All Over Yu!!! #worstpickuplines
*You had me at "stop following me, you creep..." #worstpickuplines
*#worstpickuplines I can stay out all night....my Mom said it was OK.
*#worstpickuplines If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
And here's the tweet that started it all:
*Your name should be "Online Gambling," because I find you highly addictive. #worstpickuplines—Jimmy Fallon
__I love bad pick-up lines. Scratch that, I love laughing over bad pick-up lines. Let's have some mid-week fun this morning and share a few zingers. What's the worst (or silliest) pick-up line you've ever heard? Or maybe you can come up with a cringe-worthy one on your own? Here's mine: "So you're an English major? Let's open up our books and get metaphysical." __
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