Liz Lemon's 10 Biggest Romantic Disasters (Blerg!)
Lesson learned: If a guy seems too good to be true, he's probably related to you. After working up her nerve to ask out average dork "The Head", Liz is surprised when his gorgeous friend "The Hair" asks her out first. In the pattern of suspicious single women everywhere, she keeps waiting for something to go wrong, and boy does it. They're cousins. "On the count of three, say what level of cousins we would have to be for this to be OK….one, two three, unacceptable no matter what!"
2. Her boyfriend pulls a gun on her. Seriously.
Sure, she got to date Matt Damon, which is awesome enough for me to have mentioned three times in this post. But their relationship ended with the most epic breakup ever, when her pilot boyfriend invoked sky law and pulled a gun on her, and she grabbed an old man as a shield. They were way too alike to make it, since they are both total psychos about being right.
1. Everything Dennis Duffy ever. EVER.
I can't even pick one moment with this terrible, awful, absolutely wonderful character. When he slept with Jenna and tried to turn the women against each other? When he poisons the whole studio with a gas leak to trick her into being with him? When she's thinking about getting back together with him, only to see him on Dateline trying to hook up with a 16-year old?!? Everything about their relationship is disastrous, yet I somehow secretly hope they end up together. Dean Winters is THAT charming.
__Oh, Tina Fey, you genius. Which of these relationship disasters was your favorite? Which moments did I miss? Are you going to miss following Liz Lemon's crazy love life after this season? __
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