7 Things Guys Do That Even Other Guys Can't Stand

There are some questions about men that only a guy can answer. We asked the dudes at guyspeak.com (read more about them here), for their take on dating:

What, you think we don't know jerk behavior when we see it? We do. You think we like it when a few idiots try to ruin it for the rest of us? We don't. If you're a guy reading this list and you do anything on it, knock it the hell off already, would ya? File under "Random" and "See, We Aren't All Alike."

1. Bump and run

Are you a man or a feral cat? You don't just get to knock up a woman and disappear like the child isn't your responsibility. Actually, on second thought, she's probably better off without you around. But would it kill you to pay child support? Yeah, we know, you "hate that b*tch," but what did the baby do?

2. Tell a woman you're interested when you're not and then vanish

Way to go, buttmunch. You were too scared to tell her the truth, now she's writing GuySpeak and asking, "Why are guys so mean?" And we'll have to answer the question 11 times before she believes we aren't all like you.

3. Spit in public

What kind of inbred knuckle-dragger walks around spitting everywhere? I see this all the time, and from all different types of guys. Why, just the other day I was in a parking lot when I heard that nails-on-a-chalkboard sound of someone sucking phlegm into his mouth from the deepest recesses of his sinus cavity, and loudly. About six of us turned at the same time to see a respectable, well-groomed older gentleman—think of your dad—who, with a thunderous PFTHOOOOT!, hocked the mother of all loogies about five feet out in front of him. Then he wiped the corners of his mouth like nothing happened and went on his merry way. What?! Thanks, Dad. I wasn't hungry anyway.